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Q: What do you call a man who owes money?
A: Bill!

Q: How do you make a hankie dance?
A: Put some boogieinto it!

Q: What does an octopus wear when it is cold?
A: A coat of arms!

Q: What has two eyes and is made of glass?
A: Car lights!

My dad works at a clock factory. He stands around making faces!

Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Quackula!

Q: What do monkeys wear in the kitchen?
A: Ape-rons!

Q: What 's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A: a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Q: Why are cook cruel?
A: Because they beat eggs and whip cream!

Q: Why did the granny tie roller-skates to her rocking chair?
A: So she could rock and roll!



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