Q: What do you call a man who owes money?
Q: How do you make a hankie dance?
A: Put some boogieinto it!
Q: What does an octopus wear when it is cold?
A: A coat of arms!
Q: What has two eyes and is made of glass?
A: Car lights!
My dad works at a clock factory. He stands around making faces!
Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Quackula!
Q: What do monkeys wear in the kitchen?
Q: What 's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A: a bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Q: Why are cook cruel?
A: Because they beat eggs and whip cream!
Q: Why did the granny tie roller-skates to her rocking chair?
A: So she could rock and roll!